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i wont let this video die

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33 / REBLOGradock: ebilflindas: radock: my dog president obama he kill obama yes officer obama decease rest in peace i try to stop him he kept stabbing my dog fucked up very fucked major fuckage massive fucklage my dog has a massive knife he fucking cuts he wouldnt stop cutting obama he cut his fucking legs off what the fuck WTF stands for what the fuck he kept slicing cutting opening his wounds fucking depressing WTF BOOM thats like an explosion after someone says what the fuck but the fuck gets cut off halfway through because the explosion probably kills him instantly i go to sleep at night wondering if the WTF boom explosion was a nuclear explosion maybe someone got attacked maybe we got bombed in an alternate reality someone screamed what the fuck and BOOM there was a massive explosion 70,000 people die in the initial blast and another 7 million die from the radioactive fallout but thats all depending if WTF BOOM was even a nuclear explosion im not even sure anymore hey officer obama is fucking dead my dog is slicing up his carcass still hey are you on the line my nigga hey whats up dude how big is your cock how deep can you go into your wife before she divorces you i dont have a wife or a life so i have no idea thats why im asking oh hey obama is dead thought you needed to know that hey my dog is fucking insane he just killed america’s first black president the first dark skinned president the dark skinner of the ages the fucking black as a black hole real nigga barack obama barack obama barak obama barak like the mortal kombat character ive only played mortal kombat 2 like once at a friends house while he was losing his virginity upstairs in a threesome it fucking sucked and i walked home in the goddamn darkness pitch black kind of like our former president of america i saw my dog on the street he fucking swore at me and i was like WTF BOOM but not like the explosion there wasnt an explosion i just screamed WTF BOOM because i have underlying autism and i do that sometimes wow fuck that goddamn dog was talking can you even fathom that a dog was screaming and talking to me saying the n word yeah n word like nigger yeah that word thats what my dog called barack obama the former president before he passed away before dog fucking stabbed him in the throat and sucked all the blood out of his veins like a straw it was so fucking gross i couldn’t even handle it thats why i picked up this phone and said hey my nigga barack deceased as a mother fucker except he probably never fucked his mother or anything because that would be almost as gross as my dog sucking obama’s veins completely dry barack obama is a fucking skeleton sitting right next to me ive been talking for so long his corpse decomposed already my dog died 8 years ago hey how are you reblogging this again because jesus christ radock ItZ LiL WaYnE FuCkErZ <Im NOt A HuMaN BeInG
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blogsaretough:

i want my wedding ring to be pure 100% driveway gravel

(Source: worldfamousprofessor, via richwhitelesbian)

thankfully replied to your photo: look at this stupid glove i have to wear ugh

quit fapping xD

i cant believe peopl e like you

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mema just knocked on my door and opened it and said “i love you”

youve been living here for over a year 

you dont do that

haha dementia please stop